Set Phasers to Malky is a space pirate corporation. We are a varied bunch with interests in a wide array of what EVE Online has to offer - PVP, PVE, trade and industry.
We support our alliance - The Obsidian Front - and our chosen militia - The Angel Cartel.
Set Phasers To Malky
The core of our group has played EVE for a very long time. Too long, some might say.
We'll help you master the madness and uncover a whole world of gameplay you might've never considered - from shady tactics to glorious victories.
Before long, you'll be passing on your own hard-earned wisdom and proudly claiming your place among the bittervets.

PVP
PVP: Lowsec piracy, small gang warfare, sneaky ops, and glorious explosions.
Whether you're a rookie or a murder machine, there's a spot for you on the killboard.

PVE
PVE: Abyssal deadspace, missions, ratting and exploration - we've got you covered.
Our home is some of the best lowsec around, is close to highsec and has great access to Pochven.

Mentorship
EVE is hard. We make it slightly less hard. You will have access to seasoned EVE pilots with decades(!) of experience.
From detailed skill plans to hands-on expereince, we'll keep you right.

Industry
Industry: We build things. Useful things. Profitable things. Occasionally explodey things. Help us craft the backbone of the corp.
Contribute by completing corporation goals, or carving out your own market.

Lowsec
Lowsec PVP: Harass the locals. Camp the stargates. Dispose of those "without a permit". Scoop the loot!
Climb the alliance killboard.

Make ISK
Lowsec PVE: Tap into the bounties of lowsec-exclusive content or quench your thirst for exploration.
Stay "safer" by sharing intel with your alliance on voice comms or using intel channels.

Strat Ops
Strategic Operations: Fleet-up under experienced FCs to further the strategic objectives of the alliance.
Defend and... expand... the homeland.

Fleet Doctrines
Doctrines: Our fleet ships are built to operate in harmony, maximizing overall effectiveness.
Skilled pilots fill a variety of roles, from Scout to DPS and logistics to capital supremacy!

The Obsidian Front - Reborn
The Obsidian Front is a storied alliance with roots dating back to 2009.
After a decade-long run and a period of dormancy, the alliance was reborn in 2024 with renewed purpose - embracing a spirit of cooperation to build a tight-knit community of capsuleers.
Today, the alliance stands as a symbol of evolution and steadfast commitment to its pilots and allies alike.
Angel Cartel Militia
The Angel Cartel militia is a bold and unconventional force in New Eden, aligned with the notorious pirate faction and the Deathless Circle.
Known for guerilla tactics and creative warfare, they thrive outside empire control - championing freedom, chaos, and daring strategy.

Earn LP
Militia pilots earn LP by capturing sites and running missions, unlocking access to exclusive ships, modules, and rewards.
They also engage in intense PvP across lowsec and sometimes... highsec...

The Deathless
The Deathless Circle, based in Zarzakh, leads pirate militias in insurgencies.
Zarzakh serves as their HQ, offering LP stores, missions, and staging for attacks into empire space.

Insurgency PVP
Insurgency PvP is dynamic, objective-based combat between empire and pirate militias.
Fights shift system control and reward LP, standings, and strategic advantage.

Exploitable Anarchy
Lawless Space is the final stage of an insurgency, where empire control crumbles.
CONCORD withdraws, PvP has no penalties, and militia pilots earn greater LP rewards from high-risk, high-reward content.
WTF is a Malky?
Malky is a term embedded in Scottish street language and often linked with aggressive actions. Originally from Glasgow's gang culture, it refers to slashing with an open razor, a nod to the rhyming slang Malcolm (Malky) Fraser (Razor). Beyond this specific meaning, "malky" can broadly denote other forms of aggression, such as a headbutt or other physical assault.
For instance, someone might say, "Did you hear aboot wee Shug? He got malkied!" to indicate that Shug was the victim of such violence. Wee Shug probably deserved it.
The phrase "Set Phasers to Malky" is from the Scottish 90s TV sketch show "Chewin' the Fat". In one skit, the show reimagines Star Trek's United Federation of Planets as originating from Dundee, a city known for its... distinctive... accent.